reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
Watch COSMOS tonight, at 9PM EST on FOX!
dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
If you have more than 85 followers, you have more followers than the Westboro Baptist Church.
You are more influential than those fuckers.
I feel empowered.
YES SO IMPORTANT FUCK YOU WESTBORO
Epic LEGO Serenity build.
By Adrian Drake of Westlake, Ohio.
if you dont love nine i dont know what to say to you.
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
angrily sing happy birthday back at them
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people